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It's that time of the year that you can get plants for free, or just slightly more expensive than free. Garden centers are clearing perennials out, having auctions on their trees and shrubs and just pitching stuff at moving cars. I've been buying up such great deals that I feel like I'm getting away with pirate treasure.
"Booty- that's what it is!"