A Partially Formed Analogy About Chemical Herbicides

When I get one of my crazy blog post ideas, I usually sit on it until it becomes a fully formed thought. But not today. Today it's how Charlie going to Candy Mountain is like you using chemical herbicides. See, you are Charlie and the other unicorns are the chemical companies saying, "Oooh, do this and everything will be GREAT!" But then you wake up and your liver is gone.

I told you it wasn't a fully formed thought. I'll be in the forum, I'll show you the Charlie I made out of something I found at the thrift store...