Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 1799!

It's my birthday and I've got to go and get my party on. But I want to leave you with this real life conversation I had with my awesome husband, Dan.

Me: Why is there a massive pile of Bayberry branches in the front yard?

Him: I thought with your spare time you could make me some candles or soap or something.

Me: These are not the droids you're looking for...

Yeah, I know. My birthday is on Friday the 13th. Doesn't it all make sense, really? I'll be accepting your fondest birthday wishes and toasts in the forum...