Here’s a little guest post from my friend Julia at Snarkyvegan.com- I hope you like it as much as I do!
I always thought the concept of square-foot gardening was simply not for me because I tend to grow really big things. Things that get outta hand very quickly. Only the biggest indeterminate tomato varieties and lots of them. Large vining things like Marina de Chioggia squash or Scarlett Runner Beans.
And while I like my raised beds to be tidy rectangles, I’m terrible at maintaining order inside those beds. My plants tend to resemble my work desk: overflowing the rectangular boundaries set forth by management (a.k.a., me). See exhibit A below.
So when I see fellow gardeners plotting out neat little one-foot squares in their raised beds, I panic. I panic for them because I want to tell them it’s hopeless, especially when they plant a Big Bertha tomato plant in each square. But mostly, I panic for myself.
See, I’m a Square-Inch Gardener. Not only do I have to put what will be a huge plant into each square foot, I am absolutely driven to fill in all the gaps with onions, marigolds, garlic, spinach, turnips and whatnot. If there’s a square inch to spare, I can’t sleep until I fill it with something. (We won’t get into the psychology behind my boundary issues 😉
Does it work? Of course not.
Each year I fail to maintain a balance between available space, air circulation and nutrients. But that doesn’t stop me from trying again this year. This year, I have modified my plan. I’ve enlisted the help of cheap little tomato cages to keep my eggplants and peppers orderly and…exactly one foot apart. No cheating is possible because the size of the cages won’t let me space the plants more closely! See?
The only downside I’ve found is that filling all the space between the eggplants and peppers with onions, garlic and marigold seeds required tearing out all the cages and then putting them back. Yeah, I couldn’t help myself.
I’m just lucky I never got pregnant like Kiss My Aster, otherwise I’d surely have tried to make more efficient use of the space allowed. (Congrats BTW dearie. Hoping your seeding sprouts soon!)
–Julia Moran Martz, a.k.a., Snarky Vegan
Sometimes helpful, always snarky, Julia Moran Martz (a.k.a., SnarkyVegan) is never short on opinions about gardening, eating and well, anything really. Born and bred in southern Indiana, Julia escaped to start a branding and advertising firm in Chicago but stays close to her roots by gardening and cooking whenever there’s not a deadline.
Looking for veganic gardening help or ideas on what to do with all those vegetables? Follow her on Facebook and Twitter or check out her blog at snarkyvegan.com.