Etsy Finds: The Push Present

Bad to the phloem! Do you know what a push present is? It’s the hunk of rock (and I don’t mean flagstone!) that your husband is supposed to give you for having a baby. I believe it is supposed to relieve some of the guilt he feels because you just KNOW he’s just grateful it wasn’t him…

In my case, I’d actually have been thankful for some flagstone… I have a walk I need to repair in a bad way.

 

But no. We kicked it old school and my push present was the actual baby.

No complaints. She’s cool, but…

Wouldn’t this have been a cool push present? What do you think?

What says “Thanks for having my baby!” like a giant ring of 2 sexxxy earthworms?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think it’s pretty rad…

 

It comes from an Etsy store called Heron Adornment and she has some other cool, vermiculture inspired jewelry you should see.

Better than diamonds? Better than flagstone?

For sure, more badass!

 

 

 

 

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Big, loud and fun- Amanda Thomsen landscapes by day and blogs at night. Her blog, Kiss My Aster, on Horticulture magazine's website has alienated/enraptured dozens.She co-authors a blog called Plants That Suck that is about plants that suck. And she is the less popular half of the podcasting team, Good Enough Gardening, which makes her feel like the "Roy" of of Siegfried and Roy, but without the mauling. She lives in Chicago and does not EVER put ketchup on hot dogs.

4 thoughts on “Etsy Finds: The Push Present

  1. Being the Earth mom and fan of mythology that I am, my husband got me a pendant in the shape of the Roman goddess Juno, who watches over mother and child during childbirth and after. Everytime I see it I’m reminded about that glorious moment, and the beauty of what we made together.

  2. And now can Amercian woman register their preferred Push Present at Macy’s? My sister’s had three, and they’re now teenagers– I hope she knows enough to hold out for a 1958 Mustang Convertible!

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