I wish I had a cell phone that was as reliable as Centranthus ruber

Good ‘ol Centranthus ruber, it’s a bit of a weed but it just blooms it’s face off all summer long. I can really count on it to be AWESOME to the bitter end. Butterflies freak out over it, too.

When I look at it, my head tilts to the side, my face goes all gooey and I get a tiny glimmer in my eye. Thanks, Jupiter’s Beard- for rockin’ it all summer long. (Cue the theme from ‘Golden Girls’)

(Why it’s called Jupiter’s Beard I will never know, nothing about it is Jupitery or beardy)

I wish I could count on my Blackberry to rock as hard. Lately, it’s acted more like an annual Lobelia in the heat of summer.
I’m thinkin’ about a Droid. Maybe I’ll ask the sales person if they’ve ever heard of Centranthus ruber and if they could do a comparison pie chart for me.

P.S. I do deadhead the Centranthus it to keep it from having 4G coverage.

Forum, yo.

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About Amanda Thomsen

Big, loud and fun- Amanda Thomsen landscapes by day and blogs at night. Her blog, Kiss My Aster, on Horticulture magazine's website has alienated/enraptured dozens. She co-authors a blog called Plants That Suck that is about plants that suck. And she is the less popular half of the podcasting team, Good Enough Gardening, which makes her feel like the "Roy" of of Siegfried and Roy, but without the mauling. She lives in Chicago and does not EVER put ketchup on hot dogs.

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